Old McDonald Had a Farm

September 2, 2024

Cows, chickens, sheep, pigs, and farmers who think they're in control. 

“Old McDonald had a farm, eeyi-eeyi-yo …”
Shoulder Chops / throw-away / spare ribs
Farmer Brown froze in his tracks; the cows stared wide-eyed back at him. Somewhere, off in the distance, a dog barked.
Where all the young farm animals go to smoke
“This is it, Maurice! I’ve warned you to keep your hens off me!”
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
“You were hit last night by some kind of cult, Mr. Gilbert. … Not the sickest cult I’ve ever seen, but a cult nonetheless.”
“It’s the only way to go, Frank. Why, my life’s changed, ever since I discovered Stackable Livestock®.”
For a long time, Farmer Hansen and his tall chickens enjoyed immense popularity—until Farmer Sutton got himself a longcow.

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