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Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

I think I can I think I can
And so the doctor says to me, “Do you know you’ve got an elephant growing out of your neck?”
When things got slow in the midday heat, Arnie would often break out his trunk puppet.
“The wench, you idiot! Bring me the wench!”
Call of the Calf by Zeek / I sensed the mailman’s fear as he opened the gate. It was like a warm stench in the air -- so thick you could cut it with a knife. Suddenly, I felt myself growing dizzy -- as if the fear was some powerful drug. The entire yard began reeling. And then I heard his soft, plump calves begin calling to me. “Zeeeeeeeeek … Zeeeeeeeek … bite us. Zeeeeek … biiiiiiiite uuuusss … "
Creative dog writing
“Just ignore him. That’s our rebellious young calf Matthew—he’s into wearing leather clothes just for the shock value.”

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