Myths, legends, and folklore: All just waiting for a cartoonist to come along.
Historic note: Until his life’s destiny was further clarified, Robin Hood spent several years robbing from the rich and giving to the porcupines.
“And the note says: ‘Dear classmates and Ms. Kilgore: Now that my family has moved away, I feel bad that I whined so much about being mistreated. Hope the contents of this box will set things right. Love, Pandora.’… How sweet.”
“I can’t take this curse any longer! … Every sunrise I change into this hairless, frail little man who couldn’t hurt a fly.”
“I’m afraid his leg is broken, Ma’am. … He’ll have to be shot.”
“I don’t know about this. … The red ants never gave us anything before.”
“Well, lad, you caught me fair and square. … But truthfully, as far as leprechauns go, I’ve never been considered all that lucky.”
“The first two gave me trouble, but not that little bear. … I bagged him juuuuuuuuust right.”