All in the Phylum

May 9, 2022

Carnivores, herbivores, and omnivores, oh my!

“Excuse me? Excuse me? … I believe the biggest set of fang marks belongs to me, my friend!”
“Just think. … Here we are, the afternoon sun beating down on us, a dead, bloated rhino underfoot, and good friends flying in from all over. … I tell you, Frank, this is the best of times.”
“Have you noticed that? … You get stuck swinging behind some guy who’s just lollygagging along, and sure enough he’ll be wearin’ a hat on the back of his head.”
That was smart.
“So, there we were! … Locked into this life and death tug-o’-war! … Your grandma had one end of me, the bird had the other, but everyone went away satisfied.”
“We’ll be eating in tonight.”
They're lookin’ at me, I just know it.

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