The Far Side®

The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Friday, October 31, 2025

“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them both?”
“No, no, Wendell … you can’t get blood out of a turnip.”
“Oh, I don’t know. Billy’s been having trouble in school, and Sally’s always having some sort of crisis. I tell you, Edith, it’s not easy raising the dead.”
“Green blood? I hate green blood.”
“For heaven’s sake, Roger—stop dragging that one leg.”

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'odd ducks, common loons' Odd Ducks, Common Loons

Birds: a look at the animals that stir our sense of beauty, wonder, and freedom. And gave us pillows.

the far side comic collections titled 'horses are hard to draw' Horses Are Hard to Draw

The Old West, cowboys, Native Americans, bandits, and the horses that were drawn under them.