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The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Friday, October 3, 2025

“CHICKEN UP!”
NEVER NEVER LAND / NEVER SAY NEVER LAND / SOMETIMES BUT NOT ALWAYS LAND / SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT LAND / NEWARK,
Crucial decisions along life’s highway
“I tell you, a crib is just plain worthless—what we need around here is a good cardboard box.”
Your honor, that is simply not true! I never insulted his horse! No way!
Ichabod Crane v. the Headless Horseman in The People’s Court.

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'anthropomorphism' Anthropomorphism

Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)

the far side comic collections titled 'even locals don't go there' Even Locals Don't Go There

It's not the destination, it's the journey. Sometimes, though, it's the mosquitoes.