The Far Side®

The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Monday, September 29, 2025

“You know, we’re just not reaching that guy.”
Karl Malden in his basement
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“We’re screwed, Marge. Big Al is gone. ... Our star attraction. ... And God only knows where he is.”
“Holy moley, Loretta! Not only is it still there, look what it did to the end of my stick!”
“It wasn’t me, Dad! It was Randy’s musk glands!”

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'anthropomorphism' Anthropomorphism

Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)

the far side comic collections titled 'even locals don't go there' Even Locals Don't Go There

It's not the destination, it's the journey. Sometimes, though, it's the mosquitoes.