The Far Side®

The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Monday, September 8, 2025

“Why’d you do it, Biff? I mean, I always knew car chasing was in your blood—but the president’s limo?”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Funucci, but we’ve decided to award the ceiling project to Michelangelo.”
“Betty, you fool! Don’t tease that thing!”
Something’s still not quite right, LeVar … Take it again from “And they call the wind ‘Murray.’”
Songwriters of the Old West
“Sure. The place you’re lookin’ for is straight over them hills. ’Course, that’s as the crow flies, not as the chicken walks. Ha ha ha ha!”

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'all in the phylum' All in the Phylum

Carnivores, herbivores, and omnivores, oh my!

the far side comic collections titled 'to hell and back' To Hell and Back

 Eternal damnation: not fun but pretty damn funny.