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Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Monday, May 13, 2024

Okay, now listen up. Nobody gets in here without answering the following question: A train leaves Philadelphia at 1:00 p.m. It’s traveling 65 miles per hour. Another train leaves Denver at 4:00 … Say, you need some paper?
Math phobic’s nightmare
“One more thing, young man. You get my daughter home before sunrise—I don’t want you coming back here with a pile of dried bones!”
“Say … what’s a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?”
“Oh, Professor DeWitt! Have you seen Professor Weinberg’s time machine? … It’s digital!”
The conversation had been brisk and pleasant when, suddenly and simultaneously, everyone just got dog tired.

Comic Collections

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Anthropomorphism Anthropomorphism

Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)