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Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

“And notice, gentlemen, the faster I go, the more Simmons sounds like a motorboat.”
WELCOME BUTLERS OF THE WORLD ANNUAL BANQUET
“God, Collings, I hate to start a Monday with a case like this.”
ACE MOVING CO. / START
Indians shmindians! / LITTLE BIG HORN / Mexicans shmexicans! / ALAMO / Genghis smengis! / Neanderthals shmeanderthals!
History shmistory
Ship of Fools Car of Idiots

Comic Collections

Anthropomorphism Anthropomorphism

Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)

Even Locals Don't Go There Even Locals Don't Go There

It's not the destination, it's the journey. Sometimes, though, it's the mosquitoes.