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Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Thursday, May 2, 2024

HELLO NEW MEMBERS / NO HATS
At the monthly meeting of Squidheads Anonymous
GARFIE
“Whoa whoa whoa, young man! You walk the plank like everyone else!”
“No way! … This time I get the legs and thighs; you get the wings and back!”
“Okay, McFadden. … So that’s the way you wanna play.”

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