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The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Saturday, May 11, 2024

“So what’s this? I asked for a hammer! A hammer! This is a crescent wrench! … Well, maybe it’s a hammer. … Damn these stone tools!”
Hey! Rat race! My name is Ernie Miller and tomorrow I’m moving to an island in the South Pacific where I’m going to sit on a beach, sip coconut milk and watch the sun go down! Kiss my butt, goodbye, human cesspool! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! …

Comic Collections

Anthropomorphism Anthropomorphism

Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)

Even Locals Don't Go There Even Locals Don't Go There

It's not the destination, it's the journey. Sometimes, though, it's the mosquitoes.